TEXAS

yesterday my mom, sister, and i went on a 3.2 mile walk and came across some true texan livestock. i love my state, y'all! yeeeeehaw
this guy was a big ole baby

16th tattoo

6th tattoo with a friend attached

this is me

my most embarrassing moment

by monét

my most embarrassing moment happened when i got on a bus to go to austin. the bus was very checkered, so i stood up and held on to a dildo. at the next stop, i saw a slut get up and i ran over to grab his cunt, but i accidentally jabbed my clitoris into his dick and broke his pinky toe. and then, as i was apologizing the bus came to a smelly stop, which caused me to drop my body builder and fall on top of a smokey lady who was carrying a bong on her lap. believe me, my brownie was red that day!

(madlib filled out on the drive from austin to denton after sxsw)

i want this

SO BAD
went to the dog park with madison today and talked to a french bulldog (frenchy) owner who confirmed my desire for one of these adorably sassy dogs.

L I F E

just remembered this:
last night daniel and i were talking and out of nowhere he says "hey, next time you make me a shirt with your face on it could you make it like one of those cat shirts and have your face in the front and your ponytail on the back or something?" totally serious.

i am glad that these things are just expected to happen. regularity is key.

shopping spree

it seems like i've been on a shopping spree for the last two days. maybe its because i came down with strep throat and am trying to make myself feel better by buying things? who knows...

first off i bought a plane ticket to go visit lauren as well as all of my other friends in seattle. i'll be staying for almost a week and i am super stoked! i figure, i had previously planned on buying a ticket for march anyway and just because the destination changed doesn't mean i cant go somewhere, right?!
secondly i was browsing the levi's website earlier today and noticed that they have a few items on sale for $40 and under (check it out, ladies!). i fell in love with this pair of pants and had to buy them; looking forward to their arrival in 3-6 business days and ready to tuck many of my favorite shirts into them!

i hope everyone is doing well. i am so ready for summer that it almost hurts.